Love Coach

Ok, so I'm sitting here, enjoying the weather in the 70's, back from a long weekend away, and I see this commercial....

"Text COUPLE to 21222" (or some number like that) and I swear it said this is what will happen:

"An expert will analyze your name and tell you your perfect match!" For real?

Also, it was $1.99 or (OR.....OR!!!!) $9.99 a month! Ok, so an expert Love Coach is going to analyze my name to tell me my future and best mate on the initial text, so why a monthly membership?! Ohhhh, what will they think of next?! Maybe something as ridiculous as 2 vampires making hateful love while the male twists the female's head 180 degrees during the love-making....nah, that'll never make telelvision. ;)